Witty comebacks for rude people. Funny and Good Comebacks and Insults You'll Ever Hear 2018-10-12

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witty comebacks for rude people

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''. You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in. The only thing he brought to this job was his car. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down. Snap: Call me when her first word is 'Dad. How else would you be able to understand me? Like Churchill did with lady Nancy Astor, she said: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

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insulting insults

witty comebacks for rude people

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me. We all have to deal with rude comments and mean and spiteful people occasionally. You're so ugly you make blind kids cry. Must have been a long and lonely journey. You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World. You have no trouble making ends meet.

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Funny and Good Comebacks and Insults You'll Ever Hear

witty comebacks for rude people

Your family tree is good but you are the sap. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot. I know you're a self-made man. We know that you would give your life for us. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. I don't know how I've gone almost 17 years without realising. If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.


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44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

witty comebacks for rude people

You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake! I hear you were born on a farm. Sit down and give your mind a rest. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! Everything looks nice, but her face. The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died. Is that your nose or are you eating a banana? This usually occurs within nerdy groups of people, much like in The Big Bang Theory.


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Snappy comebacks and one liners

witty comebacks for rude people

You're stuck next to an intrusive, caffeinated divorcee on the red-eye. What's the latest dope - besides you? A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. Judging by the old saying, What you don't know can't hurt you, he's practically invulnerable. Before you came along we were hungry. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you. She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road! When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Top Ten Witty Snappy Comebacks

witty comebacks for rude people

I never pick on an unarmed man. So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear. Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. He shouted back, No, you've just got a huge slack fanny But one day in macdonalds, a chubby lady behind the counter served me, and at the end of the transaction said: Her: 'sorry about the wait' Me: 'don't worry about it, I wouldn't say you were too fat, maybe cut down on the free fres? Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

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One Line Zinger Comebacks

witty comebacks for rude people

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late! Snap: Unlike you, I don't cook dinner in a cauldron. Your rank is - just plain rank! You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice. Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy! She was another one of his near Mrs. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right. You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company. A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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37 funny comebacks for dealing with rude people

witty comebacks for rude people

You liked your first chin so much, you added two more. Snap: Are we discussing my perks or yours? If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad. He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks. You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you. When people see her, they run for the border.

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