You are hotter than sayings. 100 Redneck Sayings 2018-10-06

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you are hotter than sayings

I use it all the time because the visual in my mind is hilarious. You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk. And to take your attention away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it, and place your attention on what you wish to experience. It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed. Of course, there are the good old standbys we all know and love, like y'all and down yonder. You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

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Funny Southern Sayings, Expressions, and Slang

you are hotter than sayings

You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Newt Gingrich took off a layer of his fat. Fixin to shake a tale feather Iffin youd be more spific bout what your askin I might be able to help youins out. Most people up here think southerners are really stupid.

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Southern expressions galore

you are hotter than sayings

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table. Regarding passive-aggressive behavior in Southern women: I had never seen this before moving to the south. She's confused as a baby raccoon! Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. Incidentally, I was a professional stand-up comic, native Atlantan, for 8 years. He Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. It's about whether you're the right age, whether you're hot or not, whether the studio is into you or not.


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Yooo Haaa: SO HOT JOKES ..from YoooHaaa

you are hotter than sayings

Southern Saying: Ruffled her feathers. Now this one I've heard in New Jersey. My question though is about the exclamation Well my lands! And no matter how many names you call me, I only have to answer to what I want to. Southern Saying: Meat on that bone Translation: There is still more to go - as in not complete. Southern Saying: Like a chicken with your head cut off Translation: Confusion Usage: That boy was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! He reached over me and caught that wrist too, gently pinning my arms above my head as he straddled my hips. Its so hot I burn my tongue telling it? ~Submitted by unknown Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

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What The Hick Sayings and One Liners

you are hotter than sayings

Henry had a stroke of some kind. Everyone contributes a little bit to it which is what makes it such a joy to meet folks from all walks and every neck of the woods. If he's caught in one lie, there's gonna be a lot more you haven't caught. Sweating like a whore in church. Mom pretty upset now with raised voice now……. It is also frequently said about mentally challenged children or suitors who are trying too hard. Visit Mark's rockin' web site:.

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Southern expressions galore

you are hotter than sayings

Her efforts to be nice like a good Christian lady should turned out extremely condescending to people she thought of as beneath her. Where I had grown up, in Ohio, California, and Florida, people are pretty straight-forward or blatantly evasive. Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill. Sometimes I think she couldn't find her way out of a paper bag.

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Southern expressions galore

you are hotter than sayings

Slicker than the devil in velvet pants. Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water that I just saw a group of Mennonite women wearing daisy duke shorts! She was battin' her eyes like a toad in a hailstorm. Good article, although the tone was a trifle snitty, as my Granny would say. Question: Great collection you have here. Its so hot today you could fry an egg on an ice cube so hot that the Florida Marlins will be renamed The Florida Humidity so can say. Southern Saying: Shut my mouth Translation: An expression of speechlessness.


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Funny Hillbilly Sayings and Slang

you are hotter than sayings

A part of being hospitable is being friendly and nice. Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs. Im hopefully gonna put em on youtube with my friend for all to see. Katty-wonkered Pert neer, but not plumb. The most creative expression about liars I've heard in the North is Lying like a rug. After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket. Add plenty of butter, maybe a little milk to thicken it, eat it as is or use it like a gravy that makes everything taste a bit better when you dip in it.

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Hot Quotes (331 quotes)

you are hotter than sayings

He gave her a sly smile that made thinking impossible. Content courtesy of Business Insider. Also used when driving out of one's way. It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen. If you enjoyed this, be sure to visit. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full.

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Crypt's Corner: Some interesting sayings...

you are hotter than sayings

People are from different areas, they say different things. Happy as a clam at high tide Nervous as a longtailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits Cold as a well-digger's ass in January Similes in current usage in England, Mark added, include these. After sixty-four years of mostly southern living, I have to agree with Todd. More tongue than a Mountie's boot. A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. Colder than a well digger's ass. Not worth a hoot and a holler! Killed a duck so dead ----I've got a beep.

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